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dalbin
http://www.borowitzreport.com/
Romney Under Pressure to Prove He Was Manufactured in US
Rivals Demand He Produce Label
MYRTLE BEACH, SC (The Borowitz Report) – Controversy swirled at the Republican debate in South Carolina last night as Mitt Romney’s rivals pressured the GOP frontrunner to prove that he was manufactured in the United States.
The other candidates for the Republican nomination repeatedly pounded the former Massachusetts governor on the issue throughout the night, demanding that he produce a label proving that he was made in the U.S.A.
The attacks came amid rumors that Mr. Romney was assembled in a plant overseas, possibly in France, where a microchip was installed enabling him to speak French.
“At a time when we are losing an increasing number of manufacturing jobs to other countries, can we really afford to have a President who wasn’t made here?” asked former House Speaker Newt Gingrich.
Former Senator Rick Santorum joined in the attacks, saying that if it is proven that Mr. Romney was assembled overseas he might be liable for tariffs and customs duties.
Texas Governor Rick Perry abstained from the attacks, but only because he seemed unclear as to who Mr. Romney was.
The former Massachusetts governor did little to tame the controversy, flailing his arms wildly at one point as smoke billowed from his head.
“Attendez!” Mr. Romney barked stiffly, drawing hoots from the debate audience.
Perhaps in an attempt to deflect attention away from the controversy, the Romney campaign announced today that the candidate had received the endorsement of the IBM supercomputer known as Watson.
Romney isn't smart enough.
Lets split the Republican vote as many ways as possible.
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The Frugal Traveler: Touring the South
I like the idea of travel by rail.
The trains don't run to where I want to be, most of the time.
The commute to the city was over $150 the last I checked.
Tell me where and when.Looks wonderful.It is probably as safe as anywhereand more comfortable than most places.I could do without the public address system. -
Marie Burns
http://www.borowitzreport.com/
Romney Under Pressure to Prove He Was Manufactured in US
Rivals Demand He Produce Label
The other candidates for the Republican nomination repeatedly pounded the former Massachusetts governor on the issue throughout the night, demanding that he produce a label proving that he was made in the U.S.A.
The attacks came amid rumors that Mr. Romney was assembled in a plant overseas, possibly in France, where a microchip was installed enabling him to speak French.
“At a time when we are losing an increasing number of manufacturing jobs to other countries, can we really afford to have a President who wasn’t made here?” asked former House Speaker Newt Gingrich.
Former Senator Rick Santorum joined in the attacks, saying that if it is proven that Mr. Romney was assembled overseas he might be liable for tariffs and customs duties.
Texas Governor Rick Perry abstained from the attacks, but only because he seemed unclear as to who Mr. Romney was.
The former Massachusetts governor did little to tame the controversy, flailing his arms wildly at one point as smoke billowed from his head.
“Attendez!” Mr. Romney barked stiffly, drawing hoots from the debate audience.
Perhaps in an attempt to deflect attention away from the controversy, the Romney campaign announced today that the candidate had received the endorsement of the IBM supercomputer known as Watson.
Romney isn't smart enough.
Lets split the Republican vote as many ways as possible.
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walterrhett
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Bank Said No? Hedge Funds Fill a Void in Lending
“Bank Said No? Hedge Funds Fill a Void in #Lending - http://nyti.ms/jMVYJX #banks #fraud #crisis #wallstreet”
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Winning Progressive
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Bank Said No? Hedge Funds Fill a Void in Lending
“Bank Said No? Hedge Funds Fill a Void in #Lending - http://nyti.ms/jMVYJX #banks #fraud #crisis #wallstreet”
I will not take on debt unnecessarily, without a solid plan, and without an escape such as a corporate shield.
Usury is not fun.
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