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Fashion & Style

And Nobody Noticed It Was a Fake Cake

By ELAINE SCIOLINO | Jul 25th 2018

My daughter’s picture-perfect, and inedible, wedding cake was a D.I.Y. bargain. Guests ate another cake — that did not taste like Styrofoam.

As much ceremony as you will pay for.

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Obituaries

Cindy Joseph, a Model Who Embraced Her Age, Is Dead at 67

By DANIEL E. SLOTNIK | Jul 25th 2018

Ms. Joseph became a model at 49, after decades as a makeup artist, and in 2010 she started a cosmetics company to complement, not conceal, a woman’s age.

The baby bust continues.

Cancer is a system failure that is not closely linked to age.

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U.S.

Melania Trump Can Watch Whatever She Wants on TV, the East Wing Says

By KATIE ROGERS | Jul 25th 2018

The statement was in response a report in The New York Times describing the president’s displeasure over Mrs. Trump’s TV being tuned to CNN on the first couple’s recent European trip.

Imposed bubbles are abuse.

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Style

3 Labels That Prove Style Has No Size

By HAYLEY PHELAN | Jul 25th 2018

These companies are changing the way we think about size.

Designers save effort by starting from a standard shape.

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Style

Men Are Freaking Out About Their Low Sperm Count

By NELLIE BOWLES | Jul 25th 2018

A study suggests that sperm counts have been dropping for decades. Is this how the big dystopia begins? Silicon Valley is at hand to help men get their mojo back.

Closeted gay?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semen_analysis

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nellie_Bowles

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Style

Men Are Panicking About Their Sperm Count

By NELLIE BOWLES | Jul 25th 2018

Salvation

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salvation
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soteriology

The men in question might better question the state of their souls.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soul

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U.S.

A Politician Called Her ‘Young and Naïve.’ Now She’s Striking Back.

By DAN LEVIN | Jul 25th 2018

Rose Strauss, whose exchange with a Pennsylvania candidate for governor went viral, has vowed to promote the ouster of politicians who she says aren’t working for her generation.

Nonsequiteures  are not arguments or answers.

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Style

My 8-Month Search for $900 Sneakers

By JON CARAMANICA | Jul 25th 2018

Phone calls, sneaker bots and making friends with salesclerks: Critical Shopper chases down the Balenciaga Triple S.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_New_Yorker#Eustace_Tilley

https://www.google.com/search?q=eustace+tilley&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjriP-Lj73cAhUvnOAKHU0lCy8Q_AUICigB&biw=1272&bih=739

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Watching

Watch the Best of Recent Netflix Comedy in This Order

By AMANDA DUARTE | Jul 25th 2018

The sheer volume may be overwhelming, but fear not — we have compiled the very best of the recent additions for you.

https://www.google.com/search?q=%22nothing+to+see+here+folks;+move+along%22&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj8zu6pm73cAhUBmuAKHaZFBPAQsAR6BAgFEAE&biw=1272&bih=739

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Food

Peak Avocado

By SAM SIFTON | Jul 25th 2018

Make a breakfast salad Julia Moskin brought back from the restaurant Carthage Must Be Destroyed, and a no-recipe take on caprese salad for dinner. Or both!

yes

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