Friday, May 7, 2010

Evidence Mounts for Taliban Role in Car Bomb Plot

Let's try to remember this okay: America is a free and open society. Now, stop talking about building forty foot walls to keep the Illegal Aliens out-to get really honest, Texas has always been Mexico and was never legally obtained or paid for. But forget about that. We allow our Allies to visit us even if the come from the Middle East. We even let Rush go to New York to try and take the City by Storm, and when he is told to get out of town he sulkily waddles away, and wants to see this society fail. He should be sent to the front in Afghanistan's dead zone. He tells more lies and damages more good America values and hopes than anyone else on Earth. He is Tokyo Rose, Berliner Barbie, and the Voice of Doom rolled into a big fat One. As for the Lone Freakozoid in Times Square (who has ties to the Talibqn-that is about seventeen guys now- and Mr. Terror if You Please, used firecrackers and Scotts Turf Builder, plus some matches, a bottle of Kentucky Hair Tonic for horses, Sen Sen and a combustible fruit loop/lighter fluid thingy, which burned a little whole in the mat. This utter moron made his big move and a elderly Black Guy saw him immediately and said: "Copper, this man here is up to no good. Now I can stun him with my cane, alrighty then, have a good evening. And you young man are seriously out of your mind and need help." We must end the Wars, and that means no more oil imports, which means economic downturn, meaning the banks will die, the ersatz Global Economy will die, the Middle East will go back to playing quietly in their sandbox, and America will make do until we find a better way. We don't have to use the internal combustion engine if we don't want to. Give us some cars that go 200 miles on a teaspoon of biologicals. You know they can do it.

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